2 out of 3, bine. Nu foarte bine though...

Like i said, i had three paintings on the go; my nephew, Connor

Which, though reasonably competent, could be better, not just in likeness, but quality of line, colour and composition.

The other one was a painting of a painting, and that painting was old and weathered and flaking and cracked, and in places where the paint had fallen off, another painting could be seen, obscured.

Which, similarly, isn't too bad. I think it's a bit like Magritte, conceptual, comments on art, a bit, i suppose.. I have a fondness for it anyway... so sod you.

and then, the third one, a painting of  a dog in the foreground, and a fight in the background...

Only i havent quite finished that yet.... ah well. But it's a lot bigger, and more recognisably, and creepily, me.

And i wish these retarded spellcheckers would stop trying to correct my English to American English.